Feral Kitty Hunting should be legalized
Until Feral Kitty Hunting is legalized, there is a legally ambiguous method to resolve those filthy cat issues you’ve been dealing with.
http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm
(btw if you come back freaking out on me about this, you need to have your head examined, because you may possibly be schizophrenic and unable to separate fantasy from reality)